$PRIM, Pixel Primate
CASOON
PLATE I, LEAD PORTRAIT

PIXEL
PRIMATE

$PRIM

Polycount: offensively low.

Pixel Primate, gilded close-up portrait, deadpan stare
PRIM, I
01

Status

A thin framed panel at the edge ticks through three cards: Stoic → Staring → Still Staring. No blink. No wink. The eye highlight never moves. Below it, a stubborn readout in a chunky chip: 128 Polys. Hit enhance, don’t hit enhance—128 Polys remains, stone-faced.

Stoic. Staring. Still staring.
128 POLYS - unmoved
Pixel Primate waving, full body, cut out
PRIM, II
02

Log line

One monkey, zero curves. Hard planes catch gold on deep black; cheek is a slab, ear is a wedge, shoulder is a hex. He is lit like a prestige lead, but you can count the corners. The comedy is the commitment.

Gilded medallion portrait of Pixel Primate
PRIM, III
03

Set list: The Glare

A looping micro-cut lives in a skinny frame: the same face, a hair closer each loop. Lens grit hums, a tasteful score swell repeats, the jawline stays razor-flat. Closer. Closer. Never a blink. The joke keeps holding.

Three gilded oval portraits of Pixel Primate, looping closer each frame
REEL 03LOOPING
04

Enhance

Tap the button. Lights swing from noir rim to studio top to cathedral beam. Camera pushes in measured pulses; the iris breathes; the poster grid stays locked. The counter refuses drama: 128 Polys. A tiny badge whispers, offended. The stare does not break.

POLYCOUNT: 128
still 128.